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Hello!

(How terribly inconsiderate of me. Let's try that again.)

Hello! ¡Hola! Olá! Helo! Здравствуйте! Hei! こんにちは! Nnọọ! Bonjour! 안녕하세요!

If your preferred language was missed, I sincerely apologize. Google Translate can be entertaining for only so long.

You might recognize me from my religious blog, Seemingly Small! Or maybe not... Yeah, probably not... In fact, odds are, if you're reading this, you're doing it because you're a friend of mine who had pity on me. (Or maybe you actually had an ounce of curiosity about what goes on in my mind!) Regardless of what brought you here, here you are, and I hope you enjoy your stay.

Five-foot Girl in a Ten-foot World. That title is actually slightly inaccurate, considering I'm actually 4'11 3/4". (Don't forget the three-quarters part. That's important.) One of my very best (strictly platonic, especially considering he's a missionary right now) friends is about 6'5". Can you imagine how great we looked when we'd walk next to each other? The thing is, I rarely realized the height difference until I saw a picture or reflection of us standing side-by-side. Like this one:

Or this one:

(Honestly, I'm even questioning right now if that picture is real. He's not THAT much taller than me.) Just for fun, this song is like my theme song. It's "On the Brightside" by NeverShoutNever.

I'm honestly creating this blog because I've only posted religious things on my other one. I take religion quite seriously, so I didn't want to be goofing around and posting silly things on that one. That's what this one is for. You get a glance inside my mind. Exciting, right? Here, I anticipate you'll be able to read a few tales of my AKS (Awkward Krista Syndrome), a couple of stories about what it's like to be at BYU, and a handful of accounts dealing with my deeply philosophical and philosophically deep thoughts about... life and people and whatnot.

So, kick off your shoes, hang up your coats, and sit back and relax. Cuz if you're anything like me, you've probably got something important to do, but you're sitting here reading something random on the Internet!