When All the World's Engaged but You

As a college student, I'm going through this thing where pretty much everyone and their dogs are getting married or are well on their way to it. Seriously, I feel like every single day brings another engagement announcement to my Facebook feed.

And I'm happy for them!

But.... let's face it. It's a little weird when one of your first roommates, and people from high school, and girls you went to girls' camp with are posting totally adorable pictures of their significant others and spouses-to-be and wedding rings. So sometimes you just gotta....

I mean, you've gotta be happy for them at the same time.

But when people your age are posting all these pictures like this:

And this:

And like this:

You remember that your life is either more like this:

Or this:

Not even the cat will kiss you.






Maybe Mother Gothel was onto something...

But let's stop focusing on the negatives. Let's look at all the positives. If you're anything like me, your talents probably include




 Baking..............

Sewing..............

Hair styling..............

And being an all-around top-of-the-line hostess.

And hold onto those traits! Don't let the Fionas of the world ruin you!

I know it can be a bit... well....

when it seems like everyone in the whole world but you is in sick puppy love.






When you imagine yourself like this:

But then you have a reality check and realize it's actually more like this:

But hey! At least you'll always have your animal friends to talk to!